Evacuation

Mum barged into my room yesternight only to say "I've got good news" - that is, enough to get me, myself and I (and a few unmentioned) enthralled and intrigued to know what is to come - that is, that I'm expecting it, only to find myself wrapped in fear hours after that.

You are offered 70% off for the whole 4years foundation
+ degree course on mass communication at Lim Kok Wing and your
apartment is to be subsidised RM260 for 6months - enough time for you to get a
roommate who can stand your disturbing room habits (read : klutz
= me) by then to move out and share a room with you after semester 1. Everything
ranging from cooking stoves, to tables and chairs and cupboards and beds and
what not required to make an apartment, well, an apartment..without internet
access, that is. But fret not, you're paying an extra 500bux to enjoy
multimedia access all year round in the campus. Do not mix with the wrong people
and start packing your things - you're staying there starting next saturday.

HOLD IT!!!

What the....oh shit oh no oh damn! NEXT SATURDAY?!?!?! This means no more penang, no more performance at the MPO hall, no more farewell party, no more scholarship offers by the star, no more entry to KTAR and UTAR, no more INTERNET!, no more driving, no more PENANG FOOD, no more 2tiered bed, no more unlimited access to transport, no more Amy, nor more cavVie, no more Sieu Ming, no more Sandra, no more of my penang friends, no more BABY! (well, for another month or so), no more songs from my WMP library, no more radio, no more ASTRO (wah can die), no more free laundry and the list goes ever on....

The news still has me reeling. How the hell did LKW get into the picture? I was so busy applying for The Star, SEGi, IACT, UTAR, KTAR, HELP, Nottingham, Nilai and INTI. And....whhhuut? Lim Kok Wing *half shrieking* ?!?!?!?! *sigh* I'm only accepting it cause it's too good an offer to turn down. Despite all the water leaks and stinky smelly rooms and almost peeling courts, I guess I can cope...at least, I HOPE I can cope.

The reaction I get from friends, on the other hand, is what I dread.

Nah..the reaction from MR WOON is goina be cataclysmic I might even lose a hand, or a leg or both, packed with a few strands of hair on the process. MAN I need mum *yells for mum* Mum go tell ahWoon I'm going to PPK him okayy? Wait, I need to hide first. Ok, you can tell now. *cowers behind LKW's canvas facade*

Great news (or bad) as it is, I still am deprived of the chance to go "explore the horizons of studying abroad". Theoretically (to me), everyone is doing the same progression like it's some kind of pattern or diagram of some sort. Grow up, finish SPM, cabut dari Malaysia and never return. Except for ME. How sad can i get? By 2020 we would be making Mass Evacuation, or you can call it a new trade - Exporting Malaysian students while importing overseas certification to those who can't make it i.e ME. But yes, I won't digress, I can see your attention averting to the little flashing tab below there on your toolbar.

Anyway,

We happily binged ourselves up @ Pizza Hut Sunrise for dinner today. Serious..look what we ordered.

In case you may be thinking "What? Sick anorexics..they call that A LOT?" Yes, you wanna know what was on our order list? 1 Regular stuffed crust Splitza, 1 plate crisscut fries, 1 plate king prawns, 2 bowls mushroom soup, 1 plate salad, 1 plate bread stix and 2 cups of pepsi. We're not anorexics fyi *jiggles dan_niel's spare tyres*

And bravo we DEVOURED all....