What?! 13 posts and no-one does anything about it?!
I SWEAR i don't have triskaidekaphobia...but..beh tahan lor. cavVie is like..somewhere in Penang and damn cannot be found..besides seeing her online once. dan_niel is like..waiting to blog about tomorrow night @ party over at Jocelyn's.
So I'm left to save Trijots from the ever present post number 13 with a friggin kitten staring at you hence scaring readers away. Gahh....anyhooo, I'm starting to have this notion that my friends are selfish creatures. Maybe friends in general are, but I'm sceptical of that. I've never once in my life had a surprise party, proposal to pi makan together when free, and...er....hell, I've never once bashed a freakin Pinata in my life!! How loser-ish is that? People, buy me a pinata for valentine's with any of those that have been famous of being hated by me as its head...and I'll give you a proposal to pi makan together when free. How's that eh? Get back to me if it tickles your fancy. =P
Anyway, my days these days are filled with stupid boring routines which include getting up at 7am, trip somewhere on the way to the toilet due to blurred vision due to stubborn eyelids rebelling the fact that it's holiday and I don't and shouldn't get up this early, go makan breakfast at the same kopitiam til I've devoured every single stall's food, plop in front of my office computer, start up the GIS system, and type away all those endorsements, ammendments, notifications , renewals, and what-not while freezing til I couldn't feel my hands til lunch, get back to work after some lousy food, and work my fingers off til after work, after which I come home and surf the net with the wee bit hours of the day I've been left for productive activities such as..this. How sad can I get?
So within the very few productive hours, I've been prompted to look around and guess what I found? SURE FIRE PICK UP LINES . Lalalalalala...and (thank me later) I've listed some of the best ones that would just be fine if you wanna try it on "insert name here".
No harm done tryin them right? I'm going..got work yo! =P
Days are too boring for you? Talk to iGod. Works for me...
So I'm left to save Trijots from the ever present post number 13 with a friggin kitten staring at you hence scaring readers away. Gahh....anyhooo, I'm starting to have this notion that my friends are selfish creatures. Maybe friends in general are, but I'm sceptical of that. I've never once in my life had a surprise party, proposal to pi makan together when free, and...er....hell, I've never once bashed a freakin Pinata in my life!! How loser-ish is that? People, buy me a pinata for valentine's with any of those that have been famous of being hated by me as its head...and I'll give you a proposal to pi makan together when free. How's that eh? Get back to me if it tickles your fancy. =P
Anyway, my days these days are filled with stupid boring routines which include getting up at 7am, trip somewhere on the way to the toilet due to blurred vision due to stubborn eyelids rebelling the fact that it's holiday and I don't and shouldn't get up this early, go makan breakfast at the same kopitiam til I've devoured every single stall's food, plop in front of my office computer, start up the GIS system, and type away all those endorsements, ammendments, notifications , renewals, and what-not while freezing til I couldn't feel my hands til lunch, get back to work after some lousy food, and work my fingers off til after work, after which I come home and surf the net with the wee bit hours of the day I've been left for productive activities such as..this. How sad can I get?
So within the very few productive hours, I've been prompted to look around and guess what I found? SURE FIRE PICK UP LINES . Lalalalalala...and (thank me later) I've listed some of the best ones that would just be fine if you wanna try it on "insert name here".
- If you and I were squirrels,could I bust a nut in your hole?
- If it's true that we are what we eat,I could be you by morning!
- How do you like your eggs: poached,scrambled,or fertilized?
- My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
- Roses are red.Violets are blue.I like spaghetti.Let 's go fuck.
- I'm not too good at algebra,but doesn't U+I = 69?
- How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and I'll give you the meat.
- Hey baby,what's your sign?Caution,slippery when wet,dangerous curves ahead, yield?
- Wanna play Pearl Harbor?....Its a game where I lay back while you blow the hell out of me.
- Your body's name must be Visa,because it's everywhere I want to be.
- Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag.
- Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.
- Your parents must be bakers. Coz they sure put out a great set of buns!
- Hey, I was just wondering if your father was a terrorist. Because you're the bomb.
- Your name must be Mickey because you're so fine.
No harm done tryin them right? I'm going..got work yo! =P
Days are too boring for you? Talk to iGod. Works for me...
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