What?! 13 posts and no-one does anything about it?!

I SWEAR i don't have triskaidekaphobia...but..beh tahan lor. cavVie is like..somewhere in Penang and damn cannot be found..besides seeing her online once. dan_niel is like..waiting to blog about tomorrow night @ party over at Jocelyn's.

So I'm left to save Trijots from the ever present post number 13 with a friggin kitten staring at you hence scaring readers away. Gahh....anyhooo, I'm starting to have this notion that my friends are selfish creatures. Maybe friends in general are, but I'm sceptical of that. I've never once in my life had a surprise party, proposal to pi makan together when free, and...er....hell, I've never once bashed a freakin Pinata in my life!! How loser-ish is that? People, buy me a pinata for valentine's with any of those that have been famous of being hated by me as its head...and I'll give you a proposal to pi makan together when free. How's that eh? Get back to me if it tickles your fancy. =P

Anyway, my days these days are filled with stupid boring routines which include getting up at 7am, trip somewhere on the way to the toilet due to blurred vision due to stubborn eyelids rebelling the fact that it's holiday and I don't and shouldn't get up this early, go makan breakfast at the same kopitiam til I've devoured every single stall's food, plop in front of my office computer, start up the GIS system, and type away all those endorsements, ammendments, notifications , renewals, and what-not while freezing til I couldn't feel my hands til lunch, get back to work after some lousy food, and work my fingers off til after work, after which I come home and surf the net with the wee bit hours of the day I've been left for productive activities such as..this. How sad can I get?

So within the very few productive hours, I've been prompted to look around and guess what I found? SURE FIRE PICK UP LINES . Lalalalalala...and (thank me later) I've listed some of the best ones that would just be fine if you wanna try it on "insert name here".

- If you and I were squirrels,could I bust a nut in your hole?
- If it's true that we are what we eat,I could be you by morning!
- How do you like your eggs: poached,scrambled,or fertilized?
- My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
- Roses are red.Violets are blue.I like spaghetti.Let 's go fuck.
- I'm not too good at algebra,but doesn't U+I = 69?
- How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and I'll give you the meat.
- Hey baby,what's your sign?Caution,slippery when wet,dangerous curves ahead, yield?
- Wanna play Pearl Harbor?....Its a game where I lay back while you blow the hell out of me.
- Your body's name must be Visa,because it's everywhere I want to be.
- Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag.
- Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.
- Your parents must be bakers. Coz they sure put out a great set of buns!
- Hey, I was just wondering if your father was a terrorist. Because you're the bomb.
- Your name must be Mickey because you're so fine.

No harm done tryin them right? I'm going..got work yo! =P

Days are too boring for you? Talk to iGod. Works for me...

Poor Kitty Kitty

heeh...1 eye, 0 nose, 1 day for the world. kesian rite?

Just so you know...

For whatever reasons, dan_niel was nicknamed "spongebob" when my friends first met him cause he sported a spongebob tee and thus, the nick "spongey" by me. No matter, but it became like...so known..so known til my friends gave me this for my b'day last year.













weeeeeeheeeheeeeheee~~ cute rite? and then comes dan_niel's b'day. Guess what his friends gave him?














*lol* how stupid can things get? We didn't even think of giving each other spongebob stuff. Talk about perli-ing. sheesh. I know it's abit late but it just dawned on me that...we got spongebob merchandises for our birthdays.

Anywayz, I was diagnosed with Allergic Rhinitis and bid goodbye to 400+bux yesternight. Plus my camera quitted on me and I couldn't unearth the warranty to get it repaired. How...tragic, no? And then, there's this kinda stupid fucked up kinda event/party which, well, let's just say "they are pros in making people feel left out lah, don't worry" said a a-friend-who-agreed-to-let-me-quote-her-but-wants-to-stay-anonymous. Adding the fact that I gotta work tomorrow. And my contacts are nearing expiry. I foresee a sad year ahead......

And by the way...

Monday was my mum's birthday.

So Read (and mean what you read) This : "Happy Belated Birthday Jo Ann's mum, many happy returns and may you buy Joz a new camera"

Thank you for your concern and for wishing my mum!! xoxo

Mr. F then, anyone?

Yo, it's pretty unfair to leave our man K-Fed outta the picture cav. Shame on you dude(tte). He's MR. F shizzle in the hizzouse...sel. Afterall, he sold like Bobo the Clown after the marriage, havin the dawn of his hiphop career dawn in on him, doncha think? I mean, y'know wa' I mean man, He's The Man yo. Respect. I'm just standing up fer him, y'know?

*ok I'll stop the nigga'in cuz I suck*

K-Fed's "Ya'all Ain't Ready"

I should be saying keep my damn name outcha mouth but y'all people keep
increasing my change amount.
So, go ahead and say whatcha wanna, I'm gonna sell bout two mill, fool,
then I'm a-gonna I know you wish you was in my position cuz I keep getting into
situations that you wish you wuz in, cousin.
I'm not your brother, not your uncle, I'm daddy, dude.
Steppin' in this game and y'all ain't got a clue.
My prediction is that y'all gonna hate on the style we create, straight
2008.
But I know that you really can't wait 'cause people are always askin'
me when's the release date
Well maybe baby you can wait and see.
Until then, all these Pavarottis following me.
Gettin' anxious, go take a peek, I'm starring in your magazine now every
day of the week.
Back, then, they call me K-Fed, but you can call me Daddy instead...

Erm, *cough cough* Great rhyming skills, Daddy. Abso..lutely love it. Love the way you rhyme "position", "situation", "wuz in" and er..yeah.."cousin". Neat, sweet, sleek, shit, aiite? Owh, besides the outroar (of laughter) about Pavarottis followin you instead of the usual stereotyped Paparazzis, I think you will last...I mean, you definitely did, right? With your next song "PopoZão" out (f.y.i, it means Great Ass in Brazilian). GO ON AND SELL TWO MILLIONS BY 2008 K-FED!!! Here's his official site, he's so funnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeee. If you check the source code of that kev federline website you can see its hosted on britney's website. AWESOME. Keep messing with my family and you're through. Peace out.

Where was I going anyhoo? Uhh...I dunnoe...Prolly sayin dat K-Fed rocks just as hard as Mrs. F. Whoa...I.Don't.Know.

Owh, btw, Kevin Earl Federline (born March 21, 1978 in Fresno County, California, USA), who sometimes refers to himself as "K-Fed," is an American dancer and rapper, husband of pop singer Britney Spears, and co-star of the reality television show Britney and Kevin: Chaotic, which consisted of home videos from the couple. Federline did not complete high school, but claims to plan to obtain a GED. Go Figure!!

I R Flagrant

I've decided to leave a very very huge hiatus at Luxury Of Woe simply because

1. When I first started there no one actually thought of starting one
2. There's barely any comment, and I practically have to persuade people to go check it out. Find : My latest comment @ my latest post. Replace with : Stupid people.

Damn those people man. The million dollar question : Am I *that* Hateable??

Obviously it's not meant for my enemies cause I def noe what their answer will be, I don't think there's any way in the world would they know of Trijots anyway. I'm thinking, what's with me and friends? They come to me when they're in trouble (dan_niel would noe...), and don't bother to put me in their daily "people to think of and pray for" list? Ok, damn emo, right? The list thing is a bit too ambitious I know, but HELLO?! Forgive me if I don't realise the reason why you guys beh syok me but seriously, am I that un-approachable in times of joy? And in times of my needs? And in times of pity? Besides the fact that very few people comment there, I dunnoh if the reasons they give me for not commenting (i.e Lazy lah, next time ok?, Keep asking me to sign in i dunnoh how leh) are just plain excuses at all or they mean "I freakin hate you too much to comment" o.O" I guess posting it here won't do any good. But it's kinda more comforting to know that lesser people know of Trijots than Luxury Of Woe, thus, reason for few comments. Plus, got people layan me here, what with cavVie and dan_niel as co-bloggers. Bwahahahaha~

*growl* This.girl.needs.some.love. Gah I'm just informing anyways. No posts in Luxury Of Woe unless its appreciated. Cha Boh siu hei right? WELL I'M A BIGASS ONE AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT! KNN!!!!!!!!!!

Oh and yes, I'm thinking, I shall only highlight my texts in my posts here with Green unless I'm in a very tight spot direly needing other colours to make it worth reading. *teehee. I seriously dunno what exactly is my problem cause I got kinda..erm - dare I say it? - Stupid these hols. Not forgetting forgetful. -_-" It's like...stoning away for more than a month after reading and studying like an appalling nerd for about a month aren't really very matchful, are they? T.G i got a job =) .

Met up with ex-classmates yesterafternoon and gosh hallellujah they wanna have a farewell party for someone who needs sum love, i.e ME when I leave for KL. Awwwww.... *sobs fervently* On second thoughts, I shall start making a list of people not to be called there. Like, you know, those cilakakz who don't comment on L.O.W. Suckaaaaaaaaz.

Eh? Btw, I think 2006 is goina be a bad bad bad bad year. (God Forbid) The year ricochetted off with a sum of couples arguing til the sky actually fell down. And then I fell ill (dun wanna use the word "sick" CANNOT IZIT?!). And then this particular human has to return from somewhere to make me lose my group of NFFs. Besides, 2006 marks the parting of me with all my high school friends. Not to sound dismal and poignant all at once, and I know SPM pretty well marked it good, but really, this year is THE year we open our self chosen doors to the Unknown. ooer.....

I think it's time I do this. Note : Been wanting to do this for a while. Nyek nyek.

This is funny. We keep on promoting apples instead of durian or manggis to
kids, poisoning their minds. I thought Adam and Eve were banished out of
paradise, thus damning us to do good forever to gain access to heaven, because a
freaking reptile asked them to taste the apple? Won't promoting apples bring us
further away from the Almighty??

This is from my gbro YinYin's site and since he doesn't really love blogging although I think his blogging skills are fantabulous, I'll save it. Hear me, you?!?!?! Ok lah kok wui =P My future KL host, he is. Heeeeh...Well, grownups ARE freaking reptiles in a way, aren't they?

Okay, and lastly, a veedayoh worth lookinat. Cause I love it. So ya'll better love it too. Watch it till the end aiite? The World Premiere of......

My Already Lost Friend Nodding Off In China

Gayyy

*walks pass uniform clad lil boys and girls with super glaring white school shoes and turtle/snail shell schoolbags*

*stares very hard as if trying to remember something of the past that felt very familiar*

*DROPS ON THE FLOOR AND POINTS AND LAUGHS!!!!*

Ahh...the joy~

Go Trijots!

Lmao how does that sound for starters?? Don't fret over the blog name cause as lame as it sounds, we're coming up with a better name yo. And better layout too.

Aaaanyhoo, the below was an introduction/welcome note by dan_niel. Call him dan if you wanna. I call him Niel. And since I've told him what I think abt Cav's blogging and he's told you on how we blog, I guess I don't have to emphasize on "the way we blog".

I'll just illustrate who's who!! Whee~~~

Blogger/Contributor id : cavVie - An intellectual writer/person. Damn innocent, too.


Blogger/Contributor id : jOjOzZz - Emo & Fun-seeking individual who prefers blogging thru photos.


Blogger/Contributor id : dan_niel - Someone who thinks and sees things in a different perspective.


Well, at least, that's what I think of us. o.O"

So now that we're familiar with who's who, let's get on to who wants to be linked. =) Tag or contact us if you want to be linked to Trijots. Luxury of Woe is my blog at Friendster whilst A Clear Young Voice is cavVie's. Candlegurl is, sadly, not dan_niel's, but our friend blogger Jasmine. Tag us anytime, anyhow, anywhere. Just don't leave this site -_-" Cause as we said, we rock your socks and we dunnoh howta stop!

We've been debating about this idea (co-blogging, that is) for a while now - whether will it live to see the end of 2006, and whether will we slack. Every blog has a risk of snuffing it anyway and thus Trijots is born. And mark my word, the day this blog is created is the day the very reason of your existence is proven. So support us, and you'll see what good it does you =) No doubt we will come up with fun stuff for your viewing pleasure in the future but for now, be nice. Our lives are fun-filled ones, and we'll update more regularly IF comments pick up.

Happy New Year!! xoxo

Link us! http://trijots.blogspot.com/